The Crock-Pots
# Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills IJ CMP TD INT CAS MVP SPP Cost
1 Stump Treeman 2 6 1 10 Jump Up, Loner, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 8 0 16 170,000
2 Morning Wood Treeman 3 6 1 10 +1 MA, Guard, Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 6 3 27 170,000
3 Da Big Mac II Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
4 Filet O'Fish II Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
5 Quarter Pounder Halfling 5 2 4 6 +1 AG, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty   3 4 0 1 2 27 90,000
6 French Fry Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty N 0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
7 Long John Silver II Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
8 Carl Jr Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Right Stuff, Stunty   1 0 0 0 1 6 60,000
9 Nacho Bell Grande Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 1 0 0 0 3 30,000
10 Whopper II Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 1 0 0 0 3 30,000
11 Tater Tot Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Sneaky Git, Stunty   0 4 0 0 1 17 70,000
12 Chinese Spareribs Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
13 Pork Chops IV Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
14 Apple Sauce Halfling 5 3 3 6 +1 ST, Block, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   1 2 0 2 1 16 110,000
15 Chery Pie III Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 0 0 0 0 0 30,000
16 The Slyder Halfling 5 2 3 6 Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty   0 2 0 0 0 6 50,000
Team Name: The Crock-Pots Player Count: 16 Rerolls: 4 X 60,000 = 240,000
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5 X 10,000 = 50,000
Treasury: 160,000 Assistant Coaches: 5 X 10,000 = 50,000
Coach: Malaki Cheerleaders: 3 X 10,000 = 30,000
Division: Da Souf Apothecary: 1 X 50,000 = 50,000
Overall Record (W-L-T): 4 - 7 - 0 0.364 Team Value: 1,410,000

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Matches

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-25-2009 Steeltown Renegades 2 - 3 2 - 2 29,000 Chaos Cup 2009 Yes

Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0
Player Morning Wood(2) CAS: 1 MVP: 1
Player Quarter Pounder(5) TD: 1
Player Whopper II(10) TD: 1
Player The Slyder(16) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,420,000 Treasury: 190,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Hired Filet O’Fish II(4) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury after purchases is 160,000
Retired Filet O’Fish(4) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 1,390,000 Final Team Treasury: 160,000


*****

FEAR the Halfling Fear the Halfling FEAR the Halfling!!!

OK So who fouls a halfling? A “big bad premier team” I gues thats who!
The pots hung with the mighy Renegades for the entire game, it took a bottom of round 8 score to finish of the mighty mites.  Who were looking for their 2nd consecutive win against a premier team.  The mites came up a little short...duh.
But anyone FOOLISH to think these ballpayers are a push over line up against them. We DARE you!

Tonight in the dreams of all the Renegades the words FEAR the Halfling! Will echo a good long time!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-16-2009 Sotek's Specails 4 - 3 1 - 4 22,000 Chaos Cup 2009 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Filet O’Fish(4) CAS: 1 Injury: -1 MA
Player Quarter Pounder(5) TD: 2 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sprint
Player Nacho Bell Grande(9) TD: 1
Player The Whopper(10) TD: 1 Injury: Dead
Player Pork Chops III(13) Injury: -1 AG
Player Apple Sauce(14) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player The Slyder(16) Injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,240,000 Treasury: 230,000
Fan Factor went up to 5
Hired Whopper II(10) in position Halfling for 30,000
Hired Pork Chops IV(13) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury after purchases is 170,000
Retired Pork Chops III(13) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 1,260,000 Final Team Treasury: 170,000*** Season changed from 31 to 32


*****

FEAR the HALFLING FEAR the HALFLING FEAR the HALFLING

One PREMIER TEAM DOWN !!!
ONE TO GO

Didn’t even throw a foul and got fouled 5 times
FEAR the HALFLING!!!!

NOTICE IS SERVED
BE VERY AFRAID

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
09-20-2008 Steeltown Stompers 2 - 1 2 - 2 19,000 Season 3 Yes

Winnings: 50,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Morning Wood(2) CAS:1     
Player Da Big Mac II(3) received injury: Badly Hurt
Player Quarter Pounder(5) CMP:1     TD:1     
Player The Whopper(10) CMP:2     
Player Chinese Spareribs(12) received injury: Badly Hurt
Player Apple Sauce(14) TD:1     CAS:1     MVP:1     takes skill(s): Block     
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,430,000
Fan Factor went up to 4
Treasury contains: 180,000
New Team Value: 1,440,000     Final Team Treasury:180,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
09-14-2008 The Reikland Raiders 2 - 1 1 - 2 28,000 Season 3 Yes

Winnings: 70,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Filet O’Fish(4) MVP:1     
Player Quarter Pounder(5) CAS:1     
Player French Fry(6) received injury: Niggler
Player The Whopper(10) TD:2     
Player The Slyder(16) received injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,300,000
Fan Factor went up to 3
Purchased 1 Rerolls for 120,000
Treasury contains: 130,000
New Team Value: 1,370,000     Final Team Treasury:130,000

After almost killing a lineman with a foul on the first turn i benched my sneaky git.



Just cause were small doesn’t mean were easy!



FEAR THE HALFLING

FEAR THE HALFLING

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
09-08-2008 Steeltown Stompers 2 - 3 4 - 4 20,000 Season 3 Yes

Winnings: 50,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Stump(1) CAS:2     takes skill(s): Multiple Block     
Player Morning Wood(2) CAS:2     MVP:1     takes skill(s): +1 MA     
Player Da Big Mac II(3) received injury: Badly Hurt
Player Long John Silver(7) received injury: Dead
Player The Whopper(10) CMP:2     takes skill(s): Sprint     
Player Tater Tot(11) TD:2     takes skill(s): Sneaky Git     
Player Apple Sauce(14) CMP:1     takes skill(s): +1 ST     received injury: Badly Hurt
Player Chery Pie III(15) received injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,300,000
Fan Factor stayed the same at 2
* Hired Long John Silver II(7) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury contains: 180,000
New Team Value: 1,330,000     Final Team Treasury:180,000

No chef?

How was I talked into this game???

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-27-2008 Dengue Fever 1 - 2 0 - 7 25,000 Malvin Practice Summer 08 Yes

Winnings: 40,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
* Player Stump(1) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Roots(2) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Filet O’Fish(4) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Long John Silver(7) recieved injury: Serious Injury
Player The Whopper(10) TD:1 MVP:1
* Player The Whopper(10) recieved injury: Serious Injury
* Player Pork Chops II(13) recieved injury: -1 ST Injury
* Player Cherry Pie II(15) recieved injury: Dead
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 970,000
Purchased 2 Assistant Coaches.
Purchased 3 Cheerleaders.
Fan Factor stayed the same at 2
* Player Pork Chops II(13) retired to staff.
* Hired Chery Pie III(15) in position Halfling for 30,000
* Hired Pork Chops III(13) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury contains: 160,000
New Team Value: 1,090,000     Final Treasury: 160,000



Well the foul stench of decaying flesh ruined the appetites of many a blood bowl fan this weekend causing riots to break out each half of this nail biting game. You could clearly see the confidant look on the Dengue coach’s face melted away when he saw the wizard on the other side of the pitch. Many of the Crock’s hometown fans showed up to cheer their team on and you could hear the deafening noise of their team’s anthem bolstering the courage of these small warriors. The referee was so moved by the singing that he let the Halflings decide whether to kick-off or receive. When Dengue’s coach was asked to comment on this play all he had to say was “That’s a bunch of “Expletive Deleted””

Seeing the unbalanced start of the game Dengue decided the best way to get even was to take out their aggression on what would hurt their opponents the most - their trees. With four players with claws hurt the trees they did, causing a serious injury to one and badly hurting the other, luckily for the Halflings they scouted their opponents and brought with them an extra apothecary patching up their muscle for the next drive. Dengue drove in to score late in the half.

As the trees came onto the pitch and lined up at opposite corners of the pitch the look on Dengue was one of puzzlement when the Halfling that caught the ball didn’t run up and hand off to be thrown as they assumed but as the little Halfling dropped back and threw a Hail Mary Pass!!! Almost caught Dengue scrambled to get the ball back but failed to pick it up. The little Halfling that missed the ball made it up with some fancy foot work to pick up the ball amidst many Pestigor to even the score 1-1. Anger turned to panic as Dengue tried to recover but as a goblin fanatic was thrown in taking out the ball carrier Dengue failed to score causing this match to go to overtime.

The Crocks won the toss and elected to receive but with only 8 players on the pitch it didn’t look good. Dengue lined up many of their players close to the end-zone fearing the 1-turn touchdown but the Crock-pots string of luck started to run out as one by one the last of the Halflings fell.

In the end both trees were rooted and with only 2 Halflings able to move Carl Jr. with more guts than brains dove through the legs of multiple opponents to blitz the ball carrier! The ball carrier was nearly knocked to the ground but in the end they managed to push to the end zone winning the game 2-1.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-20-2008 Steeltown Renegades 3 - 4 4 - 8 23,000 Season 2 Yes

Winnings: 60,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Stump(1) CA:3
Player Roots(2) CA:1
* Player Da Big Mac(3) recieved injury: Dead
Player Filet O’Fish(4) MVP:1 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1
* Player Filet O’Fish(4) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
Player Quarter Pounder(5) CP:1
Player Carl Jr(8) CP:1 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1
* Player Nacho Bell Grande(9) recieved injury: Serious Injury
Player The Whopper(10) TD:1 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1
* Player Tater Tot(11) recieved injury: Serious Injury
* Player Chinese Spareribs(12) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Pork Chops II(13) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
*Player Chinese Spareribs(12) received injury: Badly Hurt
Player Apple Sauce(14) TD:1
* Player Apple Sauce(14) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Cherry Pie II(15) recieved injury: Serious Injury
Player The Slyder(16) TD:1 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1
* Player Filet O’Fish(4) took skill(s):  Diving Tackle
* Player Carl Jr(8) took skill(s):  Hail Mary Pass
* Player The Whopper(10) took skill(s):  +1 AG
* Player The Slyder(16) took skill(s):  Diving Tackle
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 990,000
Fan Factor stayed the same at 2
* Hired Da Big Mac II(3) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury contains: 230,000
New Team Value: 1,020,000     Final Treasury: 230,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-05-2008 Anger Management 3 - 2 4 - 6 23,000 Season 2 Yes

Winnings: 70,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0

Player Stump(1) CA:3 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1

Player Roots(2) CA:1 MVP:1 SPP:7 Skill Rolls:1

Player Quarter Pounder(5) CP:1 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1

* Player French Fry(6) recieved injury: Badly Hurt

* Player Long John Silver(7) recieved injury: Serious Injury

Player The Whopper(10) TD:1

Player Tater Tot(11) TD:1

* Player Chinese Spareribs(12) recieved injury: Badly Hurt

* Player Apple Sauce(14) recieved injury: Badly Hurt

* Player Cherry Pie II(15) recieved injury: Badly Hurt

* Player The Slyder(16) recieved injury: Badly Hurt

* Player Stump(1) took skill(s):  Jump Up

* Player Roots(2) took skill(s):  Guard

* Player Quarter Pounder(5) took skill(s):  +1 AG

Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 990,000

Fan Factor went up to 2
Treasury contains: 200,000

New Team Value: 990,000     Final Treasury: 200,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-10-2008 Storm Of Mjolnir 0 - 4 0 - 3 25,000 Season 2 Yes

Winnings: 50,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Filet O’Fish(4) CP:1
* Player The Whopper(10) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
Player Tater Tot(11) MVP:1 SPP:8 Skill Rolls:1
* Player Chinese Spareribs(12) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Pork Chops II(13) recieved injury: Serious Injury
* Player Cherry Pie(15) recieved injury: Dead
* Player Tater Tot(11) took skill(s):  Jump Up
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 860,000
Fan Factor stayed the same at 1
* Hired Cherry Pie II(1) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury contains: 130,000
New Team Value: 890,000     Final Treasury: 130,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-10-2008 Dragontown Red Wings 1 - 3 2 - 2 20,000 Season 2 Yes

Winnings: 20,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
Player Long John Silver(7) CA:1
* Player Long John Silver(7) recieved injury: Niggler
Player Carl Jr(8) MVP:1
* Player Carl Jr(8) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Tater Tot(11) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
Player Apple Sauce(14) CA:1
Player The Slyder(16) TD:1
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 870,000
Fan Factor stayed the same at 1
Treasury contains: 110,000
New Team Value: 870,000     Final Treasury: 110,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-10-2008 Smeenge's Pals 1 - 3 0 - 5 22,000 Season 2 Yes

Winnings: 20,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0
* Player Da Big Mac(3) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
Player Quarter Pounder(5) MVP:1
* Player Quarter Pounder(5) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player French Fries(6) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player The Whopper(10) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
Player Tater Tot(11) TD:1
* Player Chinese Spareribs(12) recieved injury: Badly Hurt
* Player Pork Chops(13) recieved injury: Dead
* Player Cherry Pie(15) recieved injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 840,000
Fan Factor stayed the same at 1
* Hired Cherry Pie II(15) in position Halfling for 30,000
Treasury contains: 90,000
New Team Value: 870,000     Final Treasury: 90,000


*** Casualties Against changed from 7 to 5

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