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Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-24-2010	Tzunki's Claws	4 - 0	8 - 0	36,000	Season 6	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) CAS: 2 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1 Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 CAS: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) CAS: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) MVP: 1 Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(14) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Nerves of Steel Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(15) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,810,000 Treasury: 160,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 10 Treasury after purchases is 160,000 * New Farm Team Value: 2,150,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 0 New Team Value: 2,810,000 Final Team Treasury: 160,000 ***** This was a fine welcome back to active play....seriously, the nuffle gods were making up for the years of whining and answered all pleas in a single game.  I fear the next game… In spite of all the casualties, only one was a MNG and NONE came by the hand of Nosaj the Lysdexic.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-22-2010	1	0 - 0	0 - 0	4,000	Season 6	No
Commissioner Unconfirmed matches clean up.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-10-2010	Steeltown Renegades	3 - 2	1 - 1	33,000	Season 6	No
Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge Injury: Badly Hurt Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 AG Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(14) TD: 1 Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(15) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,690,000 Treasury: 220,000 Fan Factor went up to 10 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Treasury after purchases is 100,000 * New Farm Team Value: 2,140,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 10,000 New Team Value: 2,750,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000 ***** Fans packed the place for the Premier match.  The spirit of Neil whispered to the Chumps ever so gently...“Surf the renegade” but the deafening cries and pleading of the humans (and some help with clarification on pushing) avoided an unpleasant start to the game for the humans.  Repayment: Ogie injures a Saurus and in the first half 4 saurus and 3 skinks sent off the pitch...suddenly regretting the decision not to surf the catchers that would haunt me with easy scoring later.  Nosaj was bonehead repeatedly...and when he wasn’t, his prehensile tail was shoved up his @$$ while the humans dodged like elves.  Each of the scores definitely qualified under the “Now for the stupid stuff” moves...multiple dodging coupled with two go-for-its.  Bright spot was a doubles roll on skills for a saurus and an +1 AG for a skink.  Hate this game...when we playing again?!?!?  :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
01-03-2010	Steeltown Renegades	1 - 1	1 - 2	36,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) MVP: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) Injury: Serious Injury Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(14) CMP: 1 Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) Injury: Dead Player Wes da Wedgie-meister(16) Injury:  Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,510,000 Treasury: 270,000 Fan Factor went down to 9 Hired Wes da Wedgie-meister(16) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 210,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,790,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 20,000 New Team Value: 2,570,000 Final Team Treasury: 210,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
11-29-2009	Rattastic	3 - 3	6 - 0	35,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 2 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Mighty Blow Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 2 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 2 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,640,000 Treasury: 200,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 10 Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000 Treasury after purchases is 190,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,560,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 60,000 New Team Value: 2,650,000 Final Team Treasury: 190,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
11-28-2009	Legion of DOOM	2 - 1	2 - 2	31,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Stand Firm Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 Injury: Serious Injury Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(14) TD: 1 Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(15) MVP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,420,000 Treasury: 330,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 10 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Purchased 2 Cheerleaders for 20,000 Treasury after purchases is 190,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,560,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 60,000 New Team Value: 2,500,000 Final Team Treasury: 190,000 ***** First regular season game for the Chumps...job well done.  Dodged a Saurus death with an apothecary; can tell the premier league might be a tough league for a young team.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
09-26-2009	Mean Machine	1 - 2	1 - 4	84,000	Tournament of Champions 09	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 20,000 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) Injury: Niggler Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CAS: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) Injury: Serious Injury Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,200,000 Treasury: 300,000 Fan Factor went down to 10 Treasury after purchases is 300,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,440,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 80,000 New Team Value: 2,200,000 Final Team Treasury: 300,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
09-02-2009	Dengue Fever	2 - 0	4 - 1	36,000	Tournament of Champions 09	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Mighty Blow Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 2 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CMP: 1 Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,400,000 Treasury: 290,000 Fan Factor went up to 11 Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000 Treasury after purchases is 280,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,440,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 80,000 New Team Value: 2,410,000 Final Team Treasury: 280,000 ***** Started out a little rough with the Blitz...second half had me a little worried with the pitch invasion to start the half...but overall, the Lizzardmen played well.  Good game Joe...thanks for the coaching too.  Look forward to many primer games down the road!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-26-2009	Steeltown Renegades	2 - 3	3 - 3	68,000	Chaos Cup 2009	Yes
Winnings: 120,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 2 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Takes Skill(s): Catch Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Side Step Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,370,000 Treasury: 230,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 10 Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000 Treasury after purchases is 220,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,060,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 0 New Team Value: 2,380,000 Final Team Treasury: 220,000 ***** Welcome sports fans to the 2009 Whine & Cheese festival; errrr, I mean the 2009 Blood Bowl Chaos Cup.  The battle of the titans was capped by a comedy of errors rolling the dice.  Multiple 1’s and skull/skull was the MO for the game that ultimately was the demise of the Chumps.  2 Apothecaries, 2 Blood Babes, and 4 worthless cards forgotten to play until it was too late were the difference between the Chumps running away in defeat and the Renegades limping into the championship.  You’re welcome other half of the bracket!  :) One request from the Chumps...a rematch after I skill up a couple more guys(earplugs provided to drown out the whining from my side of the table)!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-25-2009	Hydraphon Hero's	3 - 0	2 - 0	27,000	Chaos Cup 2009	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) INT: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Leap Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,320,000 Treasury: 110,000 Fan Factor went up to 10 Treasury after purchases is 110,000 * New Farm Team Value: 1,060,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 0 New Team Value: 2,320,000 Final Team Treasury: 110,000 ***** Nothin the human’s could do but be victimized by the pranks of the Chumps...an Interception by Wet Willy (whatever).  Playing 15 games more than your opponent makes for a better suited team.  :) Now the tables turn so quickly as I face off against the Renegades who has double my experience.  1st tourney....FINAL 4!!!  No complaints!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-07-2009	Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS	2 - 1	1 - 0	28,000	Chaos Cup 2009	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) MVP: 1 Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,290,000 Treasury: 40,000 Fan Factor went up to 9 Treasury after purchases is 40,000 New Team Value: 2,290,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000 ***** Thought this could be a bad omen...I pull up to the arena.  I get out of my truck - only to have a tree limb smack me upside the head...ALREADY getting pummeled by the Tree-man, great!  So the beginning of the game, the god’s were watching as Slaanesh’s Party Chariot rolls in and grants the Warcows with a cheerleader.  The COWS and CHUMPS were quite distracted by the out-of-this-world beauty.  NOSAJ the Lysdexic swore she was makin’ googly-eyes at HIM while the arrogance of elves was displayed by their prancing around the pitch to catch her eye with a quick 2-turn score. The posturing resulted in a RIIIIOOOOTTT!  Where did the time go...could’ve spent much more time checkin’ her out!?!?  HALF After a verbal beating, the Chumps came out ready to hit.  The Cows spent most the half stunned by the turn-around in focus.  A series of failed rolls by both teams made the coaches start to wonder if the first overtime game was on its way...when...out of nowhere; Wes “Whoopie Cushion” passed some Wind and scampered in for the go ahead score.  In spite of the little guy’s coming to the rescue, loner NOSAJ grabbed the MVP trophy in one hand and the Slaanesh god’s buxom cheerleader over the shoulder...hopped into the Slaanesh’s Party Chariot and disappeared for the next couple weeks to an undisclosed campground in Idaho.  Let’s hope Slaanesh is not to unhappy when she returns to compare “Prehensile Tails”...if you know what I mean!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-28-2009	Storm Of Mjolnir	2 - 2	2 - 4	28,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Catch Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) Injury: Niggler Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(15) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,180,000 Treasury: 10,000 Fan Factor went down to 8 Treasury after purchases is 10,000 New Team Value: 2,180,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000 ***** Basher vs. Basher - Lucky to get out with any of my squishy skinks.  Good game...oncve again I managed to take a win and turn it into a tie on the last turn of the game.  All things equal...good end to the season!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-26-2009	Oath Breakers	3 - 0	2 - 3	24,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,210,000 Treasury: 120,000 Fan Factor went up to 9 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Treasury after purchases is 0 New Team Value: 2,270,000 Final Team Treasury: 0 ***** Stepped into Scott’s world for a match...over 900K in inducements!!!!  Drastic Measure Card kept my best on the bench throughout the game… Mummies are tough and regeneration is hard to keep people off the pitch...ten more games and this team is NOT going to be fun to play against!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-21-2009	Sisters of the Twilight	2 - 5	4 - 2	31,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) TD: 1 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) CAS: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CAS: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(15) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,160,000 Treasury: 100,000 Fan Factor went down to 8 Treasury after purchases is 100,000 New Team Value: 2,160,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000*** Points For changed from 5 to 2 *** Points Against changed from 2 to 5 ***** Game #2 for the evening.  After playing one wood elf earlier...thought I would play another to end at 1:00 a.m. Good game...sooner of later the Sisters will have to NOT roll 6’s repeatedly.  Sure hope I am playing you when your luck goes south.  One plus is Nosaj did not go bonehead the entire game and even scored a TD!!!  (Ball in hand) Two things to complain about: (more had I not been drinking heavily since 5:00 p.m./my first game) 1.  The incessant offering of bad advice...shut the hell up!!!  If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.  “NO, I’m probably NOT going to dodge a AG1 Saurus for a two-dice-your-choice blitz after two go-for-its and no re-rolls...” says Chumpster! 2.  It’s turn 8 and I did not surf/foul even with “Get the Ref” when given multiple chances.  I chose to score on turn seven to allow a pass/catch SPP & concede the 3 blocks on the line for casualties (which you got) and ball-in-hand.  So you run your one-turn score the length of the field to run up the score on a finished game.  Won’t make that mistake again.  Fouling/Surfing/Bull’s-eyeing your 70+ SPP catcher.  Note to league...don’t ease up.  Fool me once; shame on you...fool me twice; shame on me.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-21-2009	Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS	3 - 2	5 - 0	29,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) TD: 1 Player Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,110,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor went up to 9 Treasury after purchases is 90,000 New Team Value: 2,110,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000 ***** First agility team I’ve played in a while...nice to finally get some SPP’s.  Good game Jordan!  I was confident that I was in for another tie...KUDOS!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-20-2009	Da Silverbackz	2 - 2	2 - 2	31,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CAS: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Injury: Badly Hurt Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(15) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 2,010,000 Treasury: 130,000 Fan Factor went down to 8 Hired Wayne “Wedgie” West(16) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 70,000 New Team Value: 2,070,000 Final Team Treasury: 70,000 ***** Between the personal Bonehead and the multiple Bonehead fails, I’m sure Nosaj moved 3 times the entire game.  Again, snatched defeat/tie from the claws of victory.  Great game Scott...tough team to play.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-13-2009	Steeltown Stompers	3 - 2	2 - 6	30,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Juggernaut Injury: Badly Hurt Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) Injury: Serious Injury Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CMP: 1 CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) MVP: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 2 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) TD: 1 Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(15) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,870,000 Treasury: 70,000 Fan Factor went up to 9 Treasury after purchases is 70,000 New Team Value: 1,870,000 Final Team Treasury: 70,000*** Casualities Against changed from 5 to 6

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-10-2009	The Shooting Starbucks	3 - 0	5 - 0	24,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 2 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) TD: 1 CAS: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,880,000 Treasury: 160,000 Fan Factor went up to 8 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Treasury after purchases is 40,000 New Team Value: 1,940,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-07-2009	Grumpy Rage	0 - 1	0 - 2	25,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) MVP: 1 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,810,000 Treasury: 150,000 Fan Factor went down to 7 Hired Vick “Vasoline” Victor(15) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 90,000 New Team Value: 1,870,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000*** Casualities Against changed from 1 to 2

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-24-2009	Da Silverbackz	2 - 3	2 - 3	28,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) CMP: 1 MVP: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,750,000 Treasury: 160,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Hired Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 100,000 New Team Value: 1,810,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000 ***** After the mountaintop high of the last game...Blood Bowl reality struck HARD!  TWO, yes TWO, blitzes in the first half made this game uglier than the score/casualties seem.  The most strategic move for the game was repeatedly, “UHHHHH, do I stand them up to get KO’d again?!?!?” It was nice that NOSAJ and Stinky spent the game bonding/drooling on each other with repeated 1’s.  Undoubtedly, the highlight of heroism (err..comic relief) was the stellar play of #13 Pete “Prankster” Pot...who was KO’d in turn two of the game.  After wetting himself and “allegedly” seen sucking his thumb while caressing his security-blanky...REFUSED to even ride the pine as a reserve in four tries!  In fact, an opportunity after the game was given (rolled) - PPP refused to even shake the opponents hands.  Coach Fields was soooo incensed, he surfed the stinkin’ skink and placed a price on his head!  At the press conference Coach Fields was quoted to say, “One free adult beverage to the team that will put #13 out of MY misery!!!  Blood bowl is not for the weak, @#$)#^* wuss SKINK!!!”

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-22-2009	Dragontown Redwings	2 - 0	4 - 0	20,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 3 Takes Skill(s): +1 ST Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 AG Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Catch Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sprint Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) CMP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,720,000 Treasury: 110,000 Fan Factor went up to 8 Treasury after purchases is 110,000 New Team Value: 1,720,000 Final Team Treasury: 110,000 ***** With the team hitting a brick wall in the last match-up, the Chumps limped into their next game with two Saurus riding the pine.  Fortune smiled on the Chumps as the youngling Redwings skated onto the pitch with few skills.  Luckily the Redwings had a bit of coin to pull some cannon fodder from the stands for Nosaj to break out a 3 casualty game.  The Rdwings will recover with the casualties all being minor.  The game was a series of very good happenings for the Chumps.  Whatever needed to happen, pretty much happened - from teh casualties to/and including the SPP skill-rolls.  Overall a great night! Thanks for coming over at the last minute!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-13-2009	The Sewer Rats	4 - 1	4 - 3	35,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) TD: 1 CAS: 1 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) Injury: Serious Injury Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Injury: Serious Injury Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) TD: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) CMP: 2 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Jump Up Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,310,000 Treasury: 160,000 Fan Factor went up to 7 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000 Treasury after purchases is 30,000 New Team Value: 1,380,000 Final Team Treasury: 30,000 ***** Great game Andrew!  It was fun but quite costly...making me easy pickins for the next opponent.  When people found two of my Saurus were out, my phone hasn’t stopped ringing!  :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-10-2009	Miskatonic Mosquitoes	2 - 2	0 - 1	23,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Son of Short Sheet(2) MVP: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 2 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 3 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,400,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor went up to 6 Treasury after purchases is 90,000 New Team Value: 1,400,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000 ***** Great game!  Two hardened teams butted heads and found themselves standing toe-to-toe for 16 rounds!  Failure to roll-in two Saurus and a skink pretty much shut down a 2nd half score...but what do ya do?!?  Oh yeah, it’s me...I cried and whined about dice and began to drink heavily!  Only a single fig thrown tonight...just under the average meltdown per game!  :) Thanks again for the game and strategic advice throughout for this newbie!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-08-2009	Oath Breakers	1 - 0	2 - 3	26,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Sam "Short-Sheet" Swan(2) Injury: Dead Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Serious Injury Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) MVP: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,210,000 Treasury: 100,000 Fan Factor went up to 5 Hired Son of Short Sheet(2) in position Saurus for 80,000 Treasury after purchases is 20,000 New Team Value: 1,290,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000 ***** The Oath Breakers promised to be a challenge and they did NOT break that oath!!!  “Dat boy can cook some mean grindage!” Huge inducements left me salivating at the awesomeness that was his chef.  Oh yeah, and I played the whole freakin game with NO RE-ROLLS!!!  Let’s just say that between 0 re-rolls and the OB knack of playing soccer with the loose ball, we were able to finish the game in 4 hours (compared to the 10+ marathon that was the previous OB game). I did win the Fame +1, which I know - now means your gonna get your butt handed to you on the pitch!  Noel had to leave the house and make a quick trip to Wal-mart for some diapers.  I lost my first Blood Bowl player to death...and had a meltdown!!!  I had the right to remain silent.......but I didn’t have the ability!  I threw my Saurus, my pen, and my dignity as I cried, rolled around on the floor thrashing; I think I even wet myself...oh wait, again with the TMI! Redemption: The added winnings did enable me to birth Son of Sam “Short Sheet” Swan...and he IS mad!  I pity da Foo!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-02-2009	Sisters of the Twilight	1 - 4	1 - 0	22,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) TD: 3 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) MVP: 1 Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CMP: 1 Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,410,000 Treasury: 20,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 4 Treasury after purchases is 20,000 New Team Value: 1,410,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000 ***** I knew the day had to come...when the dice cooled WAY off.  Many, many, many knockdown but a simple kiss was the roll consistently.  Freakin dodge kept me at arms length all night.  Should’ve known when I rolled snake eyes for the fans; it might be a long game...only way to top that would be to roll a one for winnings...DOH!?!?!?!?  :) (I still can’t find it in the rulebook - where you roll ones/skulls consistently on/using re-rolls and have to play with your pants down...wondering if I am a part of a cruel rookie initiation?!?!?) Good luck trying to stop the movement a 10 with a gazillion skills score-in-a-single-turn-chick.  Note to self: not gonna play Nate again until I have everyone with tackle! Great game Nate.  Thanks for the sportsmanship!  In spite of taking advantage of a rookie pre-game with your purchases at the 11th hour, you were very gracious in the game!  Good luck...unless you play me again!  :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-25-2009	Dragon Princes	3 - 0	4 - 0	19,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CMP: 1 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CMP: 1 Player Harley "Hand-buzzer" Hughes(6) CAS: 2 Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(7) TD: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) MVP: 2 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Player Biff "Barfbag" Bailey(10) Injury: Niggler Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) CMP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,290,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor went up to 4 Hired Wally "Wet Willy" Wanker(7) in position Saurus for 80,000 Treasury after purchases is 10,000 Retired Biff "Barfbag" Bailey(10) to coaching staff New Team Value: 1,300,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000 ***** MY FIRST WIN!!!!!  WOOHOO - Dancing around the computer room wearing nothing but a smile on my face! (Oops is that too much information?) Game notes: Shortest game ever for those who assembled this evening!  I gave up 4 inducements but none came into play. 1st turn - Joe forgot to turn marker...rather than dinging him, I thought I’d be nice.  2nd turn - A mishap (x2) picking up the ball ended the Dragon Princesses turn prematurely.  I had two hot rolls and sent two off the pitch with BH; a third block would’ve surfed a DP skill-player but I chose to be gentlemen-like.  Picked up the ball with a skink and passed it down the field setting up a sure TD next round. 3rd turn - Revenge of the DP’s!!! (or so he thought) Coach decides to punish the skink and knockdown, surround, then foul said skink.  NOTE: Warned by EVERYONE at the tables not to take the dark path that only leads to destruction...he proceeded. 4th turn - Gloves come off.  One more casualty, one surfed into stands, and a TD for the insult. 5th turn - Kickoff goes my way and I get an all out blitz!  1 more casualty, 1 more MNG, AND I manage to get the ball again! 6th turn - another surf into the stands...thrower is killed...1 more casualty and I can have a total domination victory. 7th turn - manage to get the ball again, pass, set-up for a TD to end the half. 8th turn - Get the BH and the TD.  DP’s coach to continue the game must make all roles to bring the KO’d players in for the 2nd half...failed...Game Over. First...I would like to thank my mom, the academy, my writers, the makers of naked-baby-oil-twister and.....oops, again with the (TMI) too much info, huh?!?

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-23-2009	Da Silverbackz	2 - 2	4 - 5	23,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Sam "Short-Sheet" Swan(2) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Injury: Badly Hurt Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(7) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Side Step Injury: Badly Hurt Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1 Player Biff "Barfbag" Bailey(10) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1 TD: 1 CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Pass Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,280,000 Treasury: 30,000 Fan Factor went up to 3 Treasury after purchases is 30,000 New Team Value: 1,280,000 Final Team Treasury: 30,000 ***** I can’t decide if this game sucks or not… First round of the game = “I hate this freakin game” Second round = “This game is great” Third round = “This bites...what was I thinking playing freakin ORCS against squishy’s” Fourth round = “I knocked out how many star players with my skinks?!?!?” 2nd half = finally realize the power in “goes” and “dodging”; you mean I don’t have to take a squishy up against an ORC?!?!  RUN AWAY!!!!!! OH GREAT!  I have a Dr. Appointment coming up and she’s going to double my blood pressure meds! A tie against the master teacher....I’ll consider that a win...for now.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-22-2009	Grumpy Rage	0 - 1	0 - 2	21,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(7) CMP: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) CMP: 3 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Jump Up Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,110,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 2 Hired Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) in position Saurus for 80,000 Treasury after purchases is 10,000 New Team Value: 1,190,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000*** Date changed from 2009-04-23 to 2009-04-22 ***** I have found that I am not a very good looser!  Freaking wuss-skinks!?!?!?!  Didn’t help that the Rage was on the dice! Nonetheless, I did skill up one player and managed to still have a full roster in spite of finishing the game with only 7 on the pitch.  Could have been worse...casualty wise.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-19-2009	Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS	1 - 1	2 - 1	20,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1 Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Biff "Barfbag" Bailey(10) TD: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Catch Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,030,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor went up to 2 Purchased 1 Apothecary for 50,000 Treasury after purchases is 40,000 New Team Value: 1,080,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000*** Fans changed from 17,000 to 20,000 ***** Another great match for me starting out...only a handful of swear words but much complaining/whining about the dice.  Trying to convince myself that starting out with two ties and no casualties IS A GOOD START for an expansion team in an established league.  Coach Jordan was quite easy on me, to which I am obliged!  Again, huge kudos for Scott being so patient with our plethora of questions.  Someday soon Scott will actually get to play a real game without playing himself via the expansion team rookies. WOOHOO - My first Skill!!!!  (Now I’m thinking I should sit him for the season!) :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-15-2009	Grumpy Rage	1 - 1	2 - 0	17,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Sam "Short-Sheet" Swan(2) CAS: 2 Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) MVP: 1 Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) CMP: 2 TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,000,000 Treasury: 40,000 Fan Factor went up to 1 Treasury after purchases is 40,000 New Team Value: 1,000,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000 ***** Not a bad start for the Blood Bowl career for the rookies under the training of Scott.... Let’s see: - There was calling out opponents dice - There was a pushing into the stands - There was fouling a downed player (failed a 5+ 2D roll in spite of having the downed player surrounded-literally) - There was throwing of dice and the temptation to flip the table ALL IN THE FIRST HALF!!!!!!  Ah, we made Scott a proud papa birthing us into the world of Blood Bowl!

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